panda@srstats:~$ srstats heartbreak --sort tears DESC
# the almosts, memorialized · so close, every time
$ srstats heartbreak summary
$ srstats heartbreak bridesmaids — always the finalist, never the champion
| # | player | finals lost | titles | latest heartbreak |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | PauloLopes | 5 | 0 | 2026-07-01 |
| 2 | MissSword | 5 | 0 | 2025-02-06 |
| 3 | Dryleave | 4 | 0 | 2026-02-12 |
| 4 | Firedriller | 4 | 0 | 2025-08-10 |
| 5 | PaddyTorres | 4 | 0 | 2024-11-12 |
| 6 | Robstalone | 4 | 0 | 2022-09-08 |
| 7 | yanir0 | 3 | 0 | 2026-07-15 |
| 8 | MishaPukich | 3 | 0 | 2026-07-01 |
| 9 | FallenAngel | 3 | 0 | 2026-05-31 |
| 10 | dunkferd | 3 | 0 | 2026-04-08 |
| 11 | mimfur | 3 | 0 | 2025-11-23 |
| 12 | TioPoncho | 3 | 0 | 2025-11-01 |
| 13 | Zactule | 3 | 0 | 2025-08-19 |
| 14 | hua | 3 | 0 | 2025-08-02 |
| 15 | GcrowApprox | 3 | 0 | 2025-07-16 |
| 16 | AdmiralSoren | 3 | 0 | 2025-04-04 |
| 17 | Meloan | 3 | 0 | 2024-10-15 |
| 18 | turfnsurf | 3 | 0 | 2024-08-18 |
| 19 | twinkie315 | 3 | 0 | 2024-03-20 |
| 20 | skeenutts | 3 | 0 | 2024-02-04 |
| 21 | ILLegaL | 3 | 0 | 2022-12-17 |
| 22 | sampointoh | 3 | 0 | 2022-10-08 |
| 23 | kelzinspace | 3 | 0 | 2022-06-20 |
| 24 | Furakao | 2 | 0 | 2026-07-15 |
| 25 | pyfl | 2 | 0 | 2026-07-12 |
a finals win is the title, so every final these players reached was lost by definition
$ srstats heartbreak wall — the semifinal is as far as it goes
| # | player | semifinal exits | finals reached | latest attempt |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Nimatos | 10 | 0 | 2025-07-13 |
| 2 | AQEDTTTLKM | 6 | 0 | 2025-12-13 |
| 3 | lvkewrld | 6 | 0 | 2025-09-24 |
| 4 | BruceNeu | 5 | 0 | 2025-12-11 |
| 5 | GeeTeeDub | 4 | 0 | 2026-06-07 |
| 6 | Johnny2021 | 4 | 0 | 2025-07-17 |
| 7 | rysthor | 4 | 0 | 2025-01-29 |
| 8 | CosmoStalin | 4 | 0 | 2024-09-08 |
| 9 | MacD | 4 | 0 | 2024-05-15 |
| 10 | MysteryCat | 4 | 0 | 2024-03-31 |
| 11 | T351 | 4 | 0 | 2024-03-05 |
| 12 | Ksiezniczka | 4 | 0 | 2023-11-20 |
| 13 | Nanaskya | 4 | 0 | 2023-05-08 |
| 14 | vikinglibrar | 4 | 0 | 2023-03-11 |
| 15 | odersowas | 3 | 0 | 2026-06-09 |
| 16 | Isanim | 3 | 0 | 2026-05-24 |
| 17 | maughli | 3 | 0 | 2025-12-25 |
| 18 | Zammot | 3 | 0 | 2025-08-06 |
| 19 | shotcable | 3 | 0 | 2025-06-15 |
| 20 | MrTaz69 | 3 | 0 | 2024-09-25 |
| 21 | theactiniums | 3 | 0 | 2024-05-28 |
| 22 | ambalabada | 3 | 0 | 2024-03-27 |
| 23 | TRKREALMS | 3 | 0 | 2023-06-25 |
| 24 | ClarionCall | 3 | 0 | 2023-05-10 |
| 25 | JamieLoud | 3 | 0 | 2023-01-09 |
$ srstats heartbreak ceiling — always the quarterfinal
| # | player | quarterfinal exits | semifinals reached | latest attempt |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | VeeQueue | 6 | 0 | 2026-06-20 |
| 2 | Philonious | 6 | 0 | 2024-06-23 |
| 3 | YoungGatsby | 5 | 0 | 2026-06-22 |
| 4 | linksys | 5 | 0 | 2026-06-10 |
| 5 | LordVader71 | 5 | 0 | 2025-07-30 |
| 6 | Erev | 5 | 0 | 2025-01-13 |
| 7 | ninjagumbi | 5 | 0 | 2021-06-20 |
| 8 | Praelon | 4 | 0 | 2026-05-30 |
| 9 | nabo12 | 4 | 0 | 2026-04-27 |
| 10 | Nochsta | 4 | 0 | 2026-03-11 |
| 11 | dedgrishaka | 4 | 0 | 2026-02-28 |
| 12 | BigTuna | 4 | 0 | 2025-12-26 |
| 13 | WolfyPhill | 4 | 0 | 2025-10-24 |
| 14 | maxouwep | 4 | 0 | 2025-06-04 |
| 15 | MarynkaL | 4 | 0 | 2025-05-18 |
| 16 | irvek | 4 | 0 | 2025-03-23 |
| 17 | Zubeross | 4 | 0 | 2025-03-14 |
| 18 | Topherripp | 4 | 0 | 2024-03-17 |
| 19 | Kpot | 3 | 0 | 2026-06-28 |
| 20 | Buchm | 3 | 0 | 2026-06-14 |
| 21 | Layezerr | 3 | 0 | 2026-06-09 |
| 22 | ausbrowny | 3 | 0 | 2026-04-19 |
| 23 | BikerChris83 | 3 | 0 | 2026-03-29 |
| 24 | g6jamie | 3 | 0 | 2026-03-20 |
| 25 | CrazyAce | 3 | 0 | 2026-03-18 |
$ srstats heartbreak nevercut --min-entries 20 — the waiting room
| # | player | tournaments entered | playoff games | first seen | last seen |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | dralkyr | 132 | 0 | 2022-02-16 | 2026-05-13 |
| 2 | SethStewart | 96 | 0 | 2022-02-23 | 2026-02-19 |
| 3 | cait52 | 90 | 0 | 2021-04-21 | 2025-09-10 |
| 4 | maialongen | 78 | 0 | 2022-07-07 | 2024-04-17 |
| 5 | sochorce | 69 | 0 | 2021-05-19 | 2025-11-12 |
| 6 | Zaltiru | 65 | 0 | 2023-03-01 | 2025-08-15 |
| 7 | gwood | 59 | 0 | 2021-06-09 | 2026-07-15 |
| 8 | zoan | 57 | 0 | 2023-09-21 | 2024-10-31 |
| 9 | Batmouse | 55 | 0 | 2023-08-30 | 2026-06-20 |
| 10 | wojhut | 55 | 0 | 2022-01-26 | 2026-07-08 |
| 11 | Gunstar | 50 | 0 | 2021-06-24 | 2026-01-18 |
| 12 | alicats1977 | 49 | 0 | 2022-10-26 | 2024-12-18 |
| 13 | LosPalinkos | 46 | 0 | 2022-07-13 | 2024-09-04 |
| 14 | DrNick62 | 45 | 0 | 2022-05-04 | 2023-04-19 |
| 15 | Tezza | 45 | 0 | 2022-09-21 | 2025-07-03 |
| 16 | Anomaly87 | 40 | 0 | 2021-12-09 | 2022-11-20 |
| 17 | Boanerges18 | 40 | 0 | 2021-05-27 | 2023-08-31 |
| 18 | fouge | 40 | 0 | 2022-01-20 | 2025-05-18 |
| 19 | BoBoB | 39 | 0 | 2024-08-31 | 2026-03-28 |
| 20 | Csalba | 39 | 0 | 2022-06-01 | 2026-04-01 |
| 21 | Hockeymomof9 | 39 | 0 | 2022-10-12 | 2023-12-27 |
| 22 | lLacroix11l | 39 | 0 | 2023-02-08 | 2023-11-22 |
| 23 | schtinsu | 39 | 0 | 2023-06-07 | 2026-03-04 |
| 24 | datepastry | 38 | 0 | 2021-06-30 | 2022-03-23 |
| 25 | Coobin | 35 | 0 | 2022-08-29 | 2025-01-02 |
$ srstats heartbreak tormentors — same final, same result, again
| the heartbroken | the tormentor | finals lost to them | first | latest | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| xdavisx | NauticalStu | 7 | 2022-07-19 | 2024-08-29 | h2h |
| Lux16 | xdavisx | 6 | 2022-06-28 | 2025-04-17 | h2h |
| DG3 | stealthceo | 6 | 2023-10-17 | 2024-06-22 | h2h |
| xdavisx | stealthceo | 5 | 2022-10-02 | 2025-03-16 | h2h |
| DG3 | xdavisx | 5 | 2022-06-05 | 2024-06-17 | h2h |
| botplayer | DG3 | 5 | 2022-11-11 | 2023-04-10 | h2h |
| Tatyana | DG3 | 5 | 2021-12-08 | 2023-03-27 | h2h |
| George21 | stealthceo | 4 | 2024-02-03 | 2026-06-15 | h2h |
| CptBanana | stealthceo | 4 | 2024-12-07 | 2026-01-31 | h2h |
| CaptainKrenn | stealthceo | 4 | 2023-10-15 | 2025-06-19 | h2h |
| DeonLunsford | DeAnnaB | 4 | 2022-12-20 | 2025-03-15 | h2h |
| stealthceo | DeonLunsford | 4 | 2023-09-24 | 2025-02-22 | h2h |
| xdavisx | DG3 | 4 | 2022-10-25 | 2024-08-27 | h2h |
| SuperTalls | xdavisx | 4 | 2022-12-06 | 2024-08-11 | h2h |
| DeonLunsford | DG3 | 4 | 2021-09-30 | 2024-07-22 | h2h |
| Tatyana | stealthceo | 4 | 2023-10-14 | 2024-06-29 | h2h |
| AngryPanda | DeAnnaB | 4 | 2021-06-23 | 2023-12-09 | h2h |
| DG3 | StarMarck | 4 | 2021-11-21 | 2023-09-17 | h2h |
| NauticalStu | DG3 | 4 | 2022-12-31 | 2023-08-28 | h2h |
| DG3 | Zimm108 | 4 | 2022-04-19 | 2023-08-05 | h2h |
| Ninthseedfr | George21 | 3 | 2026-06-17 | 2026-06-29 | h2h |
| EMHH | CptBanana | 3 | 2025-11-29 | 2026-05-18 | h2h |
| stealthceo | Corybear88 | 3 | 2024-05-18 | 2026-04-18 | h2h |
| George21 | M3raj | 3 | 2026-01-26 | 2026-03-28 | h2h |
| DeonLunsford | Gamtrollia | 3 | 2024-09-05 | 2026-03-21 | h2h |
one-directional: only finals the same player keeps losing · 3+ meetings
$ man srstats-heartbreak
bridesmaids — finals appearances with zero career titles; a finals win is the title, so these are all losses · semifinal wall — semifinal losses by players who never played a final · qf ceiling — quarterfinal losses by players who never reached a semifinal · never made the cut — 20+ tournaments entered, zero playoff games · tormentors — the same finals matchup ending the same way, 3+ times · byes excluded · records update while careers continue: today's heartbreak is tomorrow's redemption arc